Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Off to Watford tomorrow where my old schoolmate Mark has acquired a ticket. Seems like we'll be next to the Sir Elton John Stand, so we just have to hope that WHU's Rocket Man Andy Carroll recovers from a groin niggle. Or at least tells Slaven, I'm Still Standing. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word for Dimitri Payet, but after his departure I just hope we don't Sacrifice the points. We'll have Captain Fantastic in Mark Noble and our own Tiny Dancer in Manuel Lanzini and with a 5.30pm kick-off hopefully Saturday' Night's Alright For Fighting for points. Though if Carroll or Antonio are left alone up front like a Candle in the Wind just hope Hammers Don't Go Breaking My Heart.