Tuesday, September 10
AAAAAAARGH! If it can go wrong it will go wrong. Welcome to our world Andy Carroll. The big man has broken down on his first day in training with a new heel injury and the Sun claims he might be out for a period of months. And all after the club plastered Carroll's mug all over the e-mails suggesting we buy tickets for the Everton match. Makes the signing of Stewart Downing instead of a striker seem even more bizarre. OMG — Kieron Dyer, Richard Hall, Simon Webster, Stewart Robson — please don't let our record signing join the list of legendary injury-prone West Ham stars.