Oh Carroll!

AAAAAAARGH! If it can go wrong it will go wrong. Welcome to our world Andy Carroll. The big man has broken down on his first day in training with a new heel injury and the Sun claims he might be out for a period of months. And all after the club plastered Carroll's mug all over the e-mails suggesting we buy tickets for the Everton match. Makes the signing of Stewart Downing instead of a striker seem even more bizarre. OMG — Kieron Dyer, Richard Hall, Simon Webster, Stewart Robson — please don't let our record signing join the list of legendary injury-prone West Ham stars.