Thursday, July 5

Hammers to sign RVP?

My pal DC says Robin Van Persie's been spotted at Ken's Cafe holding talks with Big Sam over some fried eggs on toast… or does he mean Part-time Percy?

2 comments:

Part-time Percy said...

To be fair, Arsene wanted a straight swap between me and Robin, as he prizes my positivity and astute analysis of referees, but I turned it down, as I just couldn't stay quiet enough for the Library. Anyway, who needs RVP when you've got Sex n Drugs n Carlton Cole?

Pete May said...

RVP might make our bench behind Baldock and Maynard... Part Time Percy would definitely be too noisy for the Library and would have to have pre-match ciabatta rather than chips and cheese....