Just sold my house to James Ward-Prowse...

More good news is that James Ward-Prowse is returning from his loan spell at Nottingham Forest, where he's been stuck on the bench all season, bar one assist for an Awonyi goal at Wolves. 

It was baffling why Julen Lopetegui loaned out JWP, a seasoned Premier League performer who scored seven goals and made 11 assists last season. That's a total of 18 goal involvements. True, he might have wanted a more dynamic or speedy central midfielder than steady James, but West Ham ended up with the one-paced Soler and Rodriguez as replacements, who have one goal and one assist between them. Even if Ward-Prowse wasn't going to be a regular starter for Loppy, he would have been a great player to bring off the bench for his free kicks and corners when WHU were seeking a breakthough.

There was no return clause in the loan deal with Forest so the club has done well to persuade Forest to let him go. Presumably Ward-Prowse told them he wanted to return after hardly featuring. Graham Potter seems to appreciate JWP's understated qualities. He's a good pro who trains well, rarely gets injured and never complains when dropped. As the club website says he will add "experience, depth and quality" to the squad. JWP is used to playing with Alvarez and Soucek and Tomas and co must be looking forward to getting on the end of his corners. And someday soon he has to score with a free kick. Ward-Prowse will be like a £30m signing - in fact he was a £30m signing the club seemed to forget about. Welcome home, JWP.

It's Fergie time!

It's encouraging news that Brighton's Evan Ferguson is having a medical at West Ham prior to a loan move. At 20 the Ireland international is a good age. He looked a fantastic prospect when he made his debut at Brighton and scored a hat-trick against Newcastle when he was just 18. Ferguson has scored 19 goals in all competitions for Brighton though has mainly been used as a sub this season. He lost his way somewhat last season through injury and perhaps achieving success too early. There's no denying his potential though, and no less a judge than Alan Shearer said that Fergie seems to have it all: "Left foot, right foot, headers, pace, aggression, intuition; there is no obvious weakness to his game."

There will be some worries when a player as young as Ferguson gets injuries and also whether he did too well to quickly. But Potter knows him from his time as Brighton boss and as an empathetic man manager he should be be able to protect him from any sense of complacency. While his dad Barry Ferguson played for Coventry City and will offer solid advice. This might benefit Brighton in the long term, but for this season Ferguson solves a problem. Evan is six foot tall, mobile and positively cherubic compared to our old bloke strike force of Fullkrug and Ings. Could he finally be the answer to West Ham's striker hoodoo? It's exciting to think what he might do with crosses from Bowen, Kudus and Summerville plus through balls from Paqueta.

Emerson earns gritty point for depleted Hammers

Aston Villa 1 West Ham 1

There's a mood of pessimism on my WhatsApp Irons group as the depleted Hammers line up with four full backs and no strikers. Though at least we're not Spurs. Areola is restored in goal, while in the absence of the suspended Greek Bloke Kilman is flanked by Coufal and Cresswell and Wan-Bissaka and Emerson play as wing-backs. 

Villa's Unai Emery is banned and forced to watch from his technical coffin area, while the Villa dugout seems to have Rick Wakeman in charge, which will at least please prog-rocker Nigel.

It starts ominously on Sky as Villa play through the West Ham midfield and score after a one-two between Watkins and Ramsey, who outpaces Coufal rather too easily to slot home from a tight angle. It looks like being a roasting as only a great tackle from Kilman prevents a goal, Tielemans fires wide and Watkins just misses the target.

But slowly the Hammers get more of a foothold in the game as Paqueta starts to hold the ball up. Mings going off injured helps, as Digne looks unsure at centre back. West Ham force a couple of corners and Paqueta fires a volley wide before the interval. Lucas also appears to have been hit by the Grealish sniper when Digne elbows him in the chest, causing a big melee.

In the second half Potter gets his wing-backs to push up more as Villa tire after playing midweek in Monaco. West Ham start to play with some calmness and self-belief. The energetic Wan-Bissaka puts a lot of crosses in towards the back post. Soler has a shot cleared off the line by Konsa after Martinez spills a cross. Paqueta spins to shoot just wide.

A deserved equaliser arrives when Wan-Bissaka and Kudus find Alvarez, whose deep cross is headed home by Emerson. Emerson has proved too progressive for Wakeman. Edson and Emerson perform some dad dance moves in celebration.

What's impressive is that after a week's training Potter already seems to have installed a collective mindset. All three subs contribute. Ollie Scarles gets a chant of "He's one of our own!" with several good tackles and rampages down the left, Andy Irving is calm on the ball and almost sets up a late winner, while Danny Ings sends a decent strike just wide of the post. Soucek also has a good chance but puts his header over.

Alvarez is lucky to avoid a red card after a tug on Kamara and Potter sensibly subs him. Paqueta, who has had a great game, has the commentators drooling with a great piece of skill in the box and Lucas has the ball in the net at the end, though Soucek is correctly ruled offside.

It's a very creditable result for a team with no strikers and seven players absent. The new gaffer seems to have Paqueta performing again and backed by the experience of Cresswell and Coufal, Kilman has looked a lot more solid. This seems to be evidence that Potter knows what he's doing. Irons!

Forget Duran and go for wild boys who are hungry like the wolf

West Ham have made a second offer of £57million for Jhon Duran according to the Daily Telegraph. This seems to be pure David Sullivan, bidding for a player we won't get with money WHU surely don't have so that he can say at least we tried. West Ham could probably have had Duran for £40 million in the summer (he even crossed his arms in that infamous photo) but instead chose to go for Fullkrug and Guilherme for a combined cost of £47 million. 

That decision now seems likely to cost Tim Steidten his job. Aston Villa value Duran at a reported £80 million plus and don't want to sell. So let's forget about Duran and look at some wild boys who are hungry like the wolf. 

The Irons shouldn't be going for players who are the finished article, rather young players on the up. Better news on this front is that the Guardian reports Graham Potter has recruited his old Ostersund, Swansea, Brighton and Chelsea analyst Kyle Macauley, for compensation of around £1.5 million. Not sure if he can do a job up front, but new signing Macauley is likely to take a major role in recruitment if Tim Steidten is eased out. This is the team that recruited Brighton's Moses Caicedo on the cheap and then sold him to Chelsea for £115 million. Plus Brighton's other profitable sales of the likes of Trossard, Bissouma, Maupay, White, Burn, Mac Allister and more, so there's some cause for optimism. 

Reports now suggest West Ham are close to completing a deal to buy the OH Leuven midfielder Ezechiel Banzuzi. The Dutch midfielder is 19 so a good age and at around £11 million would be affordable. Let's hope there's some positive activity soon.

Mateta better than hapless Hammers

West Ham 0 Crystal Palace 2

In the Best Meze Cafe we find Nigel, Matt and Michael, who is gifting Lisa a signed programme of The Fizz (formerly Bucks Fizz, but with two new boys alongside Cheryl and Jay) from their concert in deepest Eastleigh. It seems Michael has now usurped Lisa as The Fizz's number one fan. Will West Ham's indecision take them from behind we wonder? 

The conversation segues from obscure grounds Matt and Nigel have visited to how Palace used to be nicknamed the Glaziers and why West Brom are nicknamed both the Baggies and the Throstles. We head beneath grey skies to the London Stadium, as Michael makes the dangerous admission that for once he is looking forward to a game.

Bad news is that Soler isn't fit to start so Cresswell comes in to a five-man defence in a side that is already missing Bowen, Fullkrug, Summerville, Antonio and Todibo. The game is terrible from the off, a series of misplaced passes and the two sides cancelling each other out. Mateta has a shot well saved by Fabianski and that's about it. The Fulham game has clearly taken a lot out of the side with Paqueta uninspired, though that doesn't explain why Palace look fresher as they also played in midweek.

At half-time Matt has endured enough ribbing about his yellow hoodie matching the Crystal Palace's away kit and places his West Ham hoodie over the top of his Palace one, creating a sort of half-and-half hoodie effect. There's a sense of trepidation as we discover that Nigel has forgotten his lucky banana.

Soler comes on for Rodriguez at the break, but again West Ham concede just after half-time. Eze plays a fine through ball to Mateta, Kilman backs off too much and Mateta fires into the corner with a hard low shot from the edge of the area. Fabianski should perhaps have done a bit better too.

DINOS DISASTER

The Greek Bloke picks up a booking for pulling back Mateta after the Palace man has outsped him. There's a little improvement when Potter brings on youngsters Ollie Scarles and Lewis Orford, who is making his debut. Young Orford looks confident and does a decent job keeping his passes simple. Scarles gets in a couple of dangerous crosses, Kudus runs into three men most of the time and Alvarez has a shot wide. Though poor Danny Ings can only tilt at gigantic centre backs like the Don Quixote of E19.

Fabianski has to race out of goal to save at the feet of Palace sub Nketiah. The game is effectively over when the Greek Bloke is beaten by Mateta and then catches him in the chest with a raised boot. It's clumsy rather than malicious but poor old Dinos is an error waiting to happen. Matt wonders if the Greek custom of smashing plates was invented by the Mavropanos family. 

All that's left is for Mateta, the sort of striker WHU need, to play in Nketiah, who is brought down by Fabianski, possibly unnecessarily, as Wan-Bissaka was also in with a chance of tackling. To round off our day a bad penalty squirms under Fabianski's body for two-nil. Nigel suspects the words "reality check" will be appearing in most match reports. We've not had a shot on target. Potter can now see the reasons why he got the job. He urgently needs to sign a striker, get some players back and tighten the defence.

We head to the Eagle, which is at least warm, has Meantime in the fridge and Arsenal versus Villa on the TV. Michael dispenses career advice on theatre and musical performance and Sinead, back from Ireland, sees we are in need of a tonic and brings over several glasses of Baby Guinness. The best result of the day.

PLAYER RATINGS: Fabianski 5; Wan-Bissaka 5, Kilman 5, Mavropanos 3, Cresswell 5 (Scarles 6), Emerson 5 (Orford 6); Rodriguez 4 (Soler 4), Alvarez 4 (Guilherme 5), Paqueta 4 (Ings 4); Kudus 5.

Potterball gets rolling with vital home win

West Ham 3 Fulham 2

For the first time in ages we enter the London Stadium with a slight sense of optimism at having a new gaffer. I'm joined by Nigel, a tardy Matt, Lisa returning after six weeks of impact subbing, Michael in his plain-clothes policeman suit and Big Sam, who since he has moved to Wales is so hard he doesn't need a coat, just a replica Prague final shirt.

Paqueta is playing as a false nine with Kudus wide on the right in a frontline that is down to Harry Redknapp's bare bones. For the first twenty minutes Fulham dominate. They should go ahead when Iwobi gets behind the defence to cross for Wilson to hit the bar. 

West Ham only start to get into the game when Kudus gets a bit more of the ball and makes some runs. Paqueta wins a free kick, Soler plays in a fine arcing ball and Kilman heads home, only to be ruled offside by Soucek's arm. But that gets the crowd going and the Irons press with more intensity.

On the half hour Leno rolls a short ball out and Alvarez pressures Pereira who plays a blind pass across the area. Carlos Soler does really well to hit it first time across the keeper and into the net.

Incredibly we score again. Kudus makes a run across the box to find Soler who crosses across the area to Wan-Bissaka on the right wing. Aaron's low cross is steered home by Tomas Soucek, who does his freewheeling potato salad all round twirling celebration. Welcome to Potterball.

It will be good for Soler's confidence to have scored and helped make a goal we reflect. Nigel wonders if there will be a Soler panel in tomorrow's papers. Though perhaps Potter is still working out his Soler system.

There's time for Jimenez to head against the angle of post and bar but at the break we have to be happy with 2-0. The big news is that Nigel is fruitless, having forgotten both his lucky banana and lucky tangerine. Though maybe Potter doesn't know the importance of Nigel's banana yet. We're joined by Alison from Clacton and Biff's brother Simon, who has bought along a copy of Massive for me to sign and is not a paid actor, whatever Matt says.

Potter gets a different glimpse of West Ham chaos theory after the break as six minutes in an Iwobi cross drifts over the defence and past a hesitant Fabianski, who has been distracted by Jimenez. West Ham have to dig in and Potter surprisingly replaces Kudus with Danny Ings.

SMELLS LIKE TEAM SPIRIT

Matt thinks this must now be the slowest West Ham team ever. Just as Matt and Nigel are both saying "prove me wrong Ings" the West Ham sub proves that Ings can only get better. He closes down a dawdling Leno and nicks the ball to Lucas Paqueta who strokes the ball into an empty net and runs to the corner flag.

Andy Irving is spotted on the pitch and does well to keep things simple. Can West Ham keep a two-goal lead this time? Of course not. Iwobi plays in an identical cross to the first goal. Mavropanos misses his header and Wilson confuses Fabianski again for the ball to drift in.

Fabianski has to save a low effort from Jimenez and it all gets very nervy. But Paqueta has shown a great energy and has his best game in ages. He  does well holding up the ball and winning free kicks against the niggly Antonee Robinson. "Come on you Irons!" booms the crowd in a much-improved atmosphere. In a sign that Potter has really changed things Matt is even heard encouraging the Greek Bloke. 

Cresswell fires a dangerous free kick across the box and Paqueta heads over. In added time it should be 3-3 when Fulham fire the ball across goal and sub Traore blazes over the bar, though credit to Ollie Scarles for closing him down. West Ham survive six minutes of added time for a great win. We go above Spurs!

According to Nigel this is the first WHU win against a top ten side since we beat Arsenal at the end of 2023. It's off to the Eagle to celebrate where the fridge (which is as unpredictable as Loppy's formations) contains Meantime and there's a pool tournament in progress. We leave trying not to heed Michael's warning that attics are not designed to take the weight of boxes of football programmes. 

West Ham got lucky at times, but there certainly seemed to be more structure and energy to the side under Graham Potter and considering the injuries this was a great win. Get a result against Palace on Saturday and we can start to look upwards. 

PLAYER RATINGS: Fabianski 5; Wan-Bissaka 7, Kilman 6, Mavropanos 6, Emerson 7 (Cresswell 6); Rodriguez 6 (Scarles 6), Alvarez 6, Soler 7 (Irving 6), Soucek 7, Kudus 6 (Ings 6); Paqueta 8. 

Potter is a good communicator

Graham Potter was certainly impressive in his first pre-match press conference as West Ham manager - though whether his smile will remain after a few months at the Hammers we'll soon find out. But he dealt with the hacks in a confident and polite manner, joking and neatly sidestepping queries about signings, and it's always more difficult for a journalist to lay into someone whom they know is a good guy. 

One of the takeaways is that Potter wants the crowd at the London Stadium to get going again, and he's aware of the disconnect this season under Lopetegui. The gaffer said: "The supporters have always been incredibly loyal, and behind the team. As an away manager London Stadium is a tough place to come, so we need to build and utilise that connection between the crowd and the players."

Another interesting comment was that he was aware of the possibility of using Mo Kudus as a  false number nine which would temporarily solve the problem of Fullkrug and Bowen's absence. Potter was also encouraging about promoting youth, saying that "the starting point should always be to look at what we’ve already got here" and that he's looking forward to working with Mark Noble and Mark Robson.

Still on the managerial merry-go-round I'd like to wish good luck to David Moyes at Everton — apart from when they play West Ham. Yes, Moyes could set up too defensively at times, but it's still underestimated what he achieved at West Ham: three top half finishes, winning the Europa Conference League, reaching the semi-final and quarter final of the Europa League, three seasons in Europe and saving us from relegation twice. 

For example he received huge abuse for taking off a tiring Antonio for Ben Johnson late last season and securing a point against Aston Villa, a team we've lost twice to this season. Lopetegui was not an upgrade. Moyes' counter attacking style was entertaining enough when it worked, the problems came in the second half of last season when West Ham stopped defending like a Moyes team. He'll do a good job for the Toffees.

Concentrating on the league as injuries mount

Aston Villa 2 West Ham 1 (FA Cup)

Its over to Matt's gaff for this one where we're joined by another north London Iron in DC and offered beer, tea, crisps and fudge. The Hammers start off excellently under Potter's new reign. Wan-Bissaka and Summerville feed Paqueta who fires a great long distance shot just wide of the post. Nine minutes in and Fullkrug and Kudus set free Summerville on the right. His low cross is tucked away by Paqueta. Lucas does a guitar strumming celebration for some reason.

Villa look disjointed and West Ham seem to be holding on quite comfortably. Interestingly Potter is playing Summerville as a kind of right wing-back and has given Ollie Scarles a game at left back in the absence of Emerson. Scarles gets in some fine tackles and combines well with Paqueta. But then Fullkrug goes down with a tweaked hamstring as DC tells us that Fullkrug had missed more than 100 games with injury in his career before we signed him. It gets worse as Summerville also has to go off injured at the interval.

Villa step it up in the second half and are helped by subs Onana, Buendia and Ramsey. Fabianski has to make a fine low save from Maatsen. But the equaliser cones from a corner that should never have been given after Villa shoot wide without touching any West Ham players. From the corner the ball ricochets around the box and although Fabianski saves one effort but the ball rebounds off Soucek and Onana taps home.

Four minutes later Villa score again. Wan-Bissaka is too far upfield and Mavropanos can't close down Watkins as the Villa man crosse for Rogers to get across Kilman and fire home.

Rogers hits the angle but West Ham do show some spirit to threaten at the end. Cresswell has a shot blocked and sub Danny Ings has one scuffed shot blocked and then shoots wide when he fails to wrap his foot around the ball in a good position.

Still the evening hasn't been entirely wasted, Matt has been reading Inside The Academy: The Hopes Highs and Heartbreaks of West Ham's Youth and his discovered that the son of Culture Club's Mikey Craig once played for the Academy. DC then produces a picture of himself with Mikey Craig and Boy George at an exhibition of Boy George's paintings in Manchester in a pop trivia overload.

So it's concentrating on the league as another cup final breakfast at Nigel's gaff in Kew Gardens is postponed. And at the latest count we now have injuries to Bowen, Antonio, Fullkrug, Summerville, Areola, Emerson, Todibo and Mavropanos. Still, there was some evidence of a new manager bounce and the side seemed to put in more of a shift and show more tactical discipline than under Loppy. Though it's now going to be a struggle to field a decent side against Fulham on Tuesday.

It's Potterball

So Graham Potter — Harry was unavailable — has finally been confirmed as West Ham's new manager. There were rumours he'd been offered an initial six-month contract but Potter was right to play hardball and hold out for a two and a half year deal.

It's a move that suits both Potter and the club. Like David Moyes Potter has something to prove after only lasting eight months at Chelsea — though with a 50-man squad of scattergun signings the Blues were hardly manageable. Already in his first interview Potter has seemed more inspiriing than half a season of Lopetegui.

He's a progressive coach who was a journeyman player, which is normally a good sign. In Sweden Potter took Ostersund from division four to the first division and a trophy, he had a mid-table season re-booting Swansea City and then stabalised Brighton from defensive relegation strugglers to an established Premier League club playing fluent football. Yes, he benefitted from Brighton's recruitment system, but also established the team that De Zerbi went on to take into Europe.

It's good that he's a bit different. Much of the modern game is about psychology and Potter has an MA in leadership and emotional intelligence, so should be able to understand both very angry geezers from Benfleet in the Bobby Moore Stand and the foibles of our modern superstars. Lopetegui had rows with Kudus and Todibo while other players apparently complained to Mark Noble, so Potter will have to employ all his man management skills.

In Sweden he once got his squad to put on a play in order to increase team bonding, so he might yet find a role for my fellow season ticket holder Michael the Playwright. Though any West Ham play would presumably be A Comedy of Errors. He's also had players trying ballet and rapping so it should be interesting. His former players speak highly of him so let's see what Graham can do with our lot. Encouragingly he likes to promote young players, which is good news for the Academy.

Praising the fans is always a good start, as Potter has just done, but he will face big challenges with the current squad. Initially the most important thing is that his arrival will lift the crowd as the London Stadium was drowning in apathy. It's a new start for both fans and players. Come on you Irons!

Sacked in the morning?

So it seems Julen Lopetegui might finally have gone. Once the news leaked that he was going to be sacked on Monday the board should have acted decisively. Whatever his flaws as a manager Lopetegui deserved to be treated with more dignity than left taking training while approaches were made to other managers. It seems likely that Graham Potter will come in though West Ham could yet be gazumped by Everton and the whole affair is reminiscent of the bungled Moyes exit and Avram Grant almost being replaced by Martin O'Neill.

It was never going to be easy for Loppy following David Moyes and implementing a more expansive style of play. But he has never convinced and part of the problem has been the language barrier. Fair play to him for learning English, but he wasn't as fluent as say Slot, Guardiola or Arteta and he struggled to convey the sense of passion that West Ham fans demand. He must have struggled to get his ideas across to the players too.

We never had a clear idea of what Loppy's playing style was and the side lacked identity. He never seemed to know his best side or what to do with the £27m Summerville. Keeping possession just seemed to make the attacks ponderous and we don't have good enough players to pass it out from the back. He was certainly unlucky with the injuries to Fullkrug and Antonio but having spent £100m it just hasn't been good enough, while the rebuilt defence has been leakier than last season. We'e lost by three goals or more to Liverpool (twice), Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Nottingham Forest.

Tim Steidten must also take a lot of blame for the misfiring signings. He's overseen expenditure of £240 million in his one and a half seasons, partly offset by £105 million for Declan Rice. Kilman has looked ok at times but also struggled against the big teams, Todibo is promising but keeps getting injured, Rodriguez looks average and Soler hasn't really got going. Paying £23 million for the untried potential of Guilherme was way too expensive and Fullkrug, though a quality striker, is 31 years old. Wan-Bissaka has been the best of the the new recruits, but Loppy seemed to have him going all over the pitch rather than sticking to right-back. WHU only have three centre backs and there's also been a discipline problem with Kudus and Alvarez picking up needless red cards. Apart from that it's been quite good.

I'm not one to normally advocate sacking managers, but there's been no sign of things improving after 22 games and just six wins and Lopetegui surely had to go. But David Sullivan, Karren Brady and the board must also ask themselves how they have managed to repeat the Pellegrini mistake of sacking Moyes, the most successful manager since John Lyall, for a manager with a glamorous CV promising to play attacking football, only to see it all implode. How has Steidten managed to get banned from the training ground by both Moyes and Lopetegui? They should also ask themselves why smaller clubs like Brentford, Bournemouth, Brighton and Fulham are much better run than West Ham.

Now let's see who the new gaffer is and hope things improve.

More hard times at the Etihad

Manchester City 4 West Ham 1 

We're at the Dickens Museum in Doughty Street while this is played, without any Great Expectations of a result and fearing more Hard Times. It's been A Tale of Two Cities for Pep Guardiola this season, but West Ham are currently a good side to regain your confidence against. 

At least a forward line with Summerville on the left, Fullkrug in the middle and Kudus on the right looks better balanced. Watching the highlights on Match of the Day West Ham have two great early chances. A neat back heel from Fullkrug frees Summerville who plays in Kudus for a sight of goal. His first touch is slightly heavy and Mo ends up hitting the side netting instead of scoring. Next a neat passing move sees Kudus cross for Soucek to scuff a great chance.

It all goes wrong after ten minutes though as Savinho's cross takes a rather lucky deflection off Vladimir Coufal into Areola's net. West Ham still have their chances at 1-0 down. Summerville tackles a dawdling Akanji and would be clear, only for the ref to spot a mystery foul. Kudus has another good break but shoots rather than passes, while Areola has to save well from Rico Lewis.

But as ever the Irons concede at a bad time, just before the break. Savinhio bamboozles Coufal and his fine cross sees Areola race into no-man's land and the ball go over his head to Haaland for a simple headed goal.

Todibo goes off injured to be replaced by the Greek Bloke and West Ham are 3-0 down soon after the break. Savinho is given too much space to play in Our Mutual Friend Erling Haaland, who slaloms past Kilman and scores with a brilliant chipped finish over Areola. It's 4-0 after 58 minutes. The Irons try to play it out from the back and Kudus's loose ball to Alvarez is gathered by De Bruyne, who sets up Foden for an easy goal. 

At least the Irons keep going. We pull one back when Soucek's low cross is turned in by the left foot of Fullkrug. The big German then chests the ball to Summerville only for Crysencio to slip as he volleys. Late on Paqueta's snap shot grazes the post. 

Looking at the stats West Ham have had 17 shots to City's ten but still ended up losing 4-1. There's been some signs of promise, such as the influence of Fullkrug and the times we got behind the City defence, but the defence has still looked porous and the bottom line is Lopetegui isn't winning matches. It's a Bleak House at the moment and we can't even call on A Christmas Carroll as he's in France. We really need to get a result in the FA Cup at Villa to save the season as Loppy is left hoping in Micawber-esque style that something will turn up.

Oi! Big Boy! What's your name?

The West Ham family is united in support of Ludek Miklosko, who sadly has terminal cancer, but hopefully has a few good years left yet. I've been lucky enough to meet the Big Boy twice. The first time was in 2006 on a trip with Philosophy Football and the British Council where we watched Tony Carr's West Ham kids - including James Tomkins - play against the youngsters of Sparta Prague in a giant communist-era training ground in Prague. Ludo was watching his wife and proved a real gentleman, reminiscing about that Ludo song and Tomas Repka. 

The next time was at the Europa Conference League Final in Prague in 2023. Spotting Ludo in the posh seats my pal Denis grabbed him for a selfie or two after the final whistle, as did numerous other Hammers' fans. He was a happy man that night, though strangely seemed to think he didn't come from near Moscow. Here's the photographic evidence of Ludo with some happy Hammers. Best of luck Ludo, you'll always be a legend at West Ham.