Tuesday, October 15
Always believe in Carlton Cole (eventually)
Meet the new striker - same as the old striker! West Ham have finally signed Carlton Cole on a three-month deal having beaten off stiff competition from, erm, West Ham, while Carlton got fit. It certainly increases our options up front and is good news for everyone except Modibo Maiga. We now prefer either no strikers or a player who's been out of contract to our £4 million signing.