Oh Christian Dailly…

Bottom two, vultures circling, pornographers in the wings - there's only one thing for it. A right-royal Christmas knees-up to cheer us all up. All together now:

"OH CHRISTAN DAILLY YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

OH CRISTIAN DAILLY WON'T YOU SHAG MY WIFE! (apologies for non-PC element to this lyric)

OH CHRISTIAN DAILLY I WANT CURLY HAIR TOO!"

There, that feels better...