Greek Bloke gifts Irons bonus point against City

West Ham 1 Manchester City 1 

Having been made an offer I couldn't refuse your correspondent was in Sicily for this one. It was certainly a tense evening waiting for phone updates while dining out on trofie pasta with local tomatoes and ricotta cheese, which is certainly one more trofie than Spurs will win. 

Watching the highlights the three centre backs played really well, while the Hammers also managed to overcome the loss of Crysencio Summerville. Nuno brings in an extra defender and plays Pablo to nullify Jimmy's loss, though with hindsight it now doesn't seem that wise to have brought Summerville on against Brentford.

City take the lead with what is surely a cross from Bernardo Silva, the ball looping up and over a flailing Hermansen. Credit to the Irons for an instant response. After winning a corner Donnarumma gets under the ball and the Greek Bloke raises like the colossus of Stratford to head in off the bar. A great moment for Dinos who is unrecognisable from the error-prone defender of last season. Semenyo misses a good chance and it's level at the break.

The second half sees relentless City pressure but West Ham defend superbly. A simple thing like the fact our defenders now celebrate tackles and clearances seems to have made all the difference. Hermansen makes a really good low save to defy Erling Haaland. The Greek Bloke thwarts Nunes with a saving tackle and then takes a Haaland shot full in the face to show his commitment. Hermansen tips a City free kick on to the bar and Guehi shoots over before West Ham earn a bonus point and move out of the bottom three for 24 hours.

Disasi and Todibo have also had fine games while Fernandes has battled well and Bowen has as ever chased everything. Nuno got his subs right too, with Magassa coming on after Pedro had completed his shift. No-one expected West Ham to get anything from this and we might also just have won the league for Arsenal.

On Match of the Day it's good to see Konstantinos Mavropanos, who might be related to the Greek Bloke, earn the praise of the pundits. The only expensive problem is that I might now have to go to Sicily for every game to bring us luck. With Spurs earning an annoying point at Liverpool and Forest and Leeds also drawing we're still right in the relegation fight. But that's now just two defeats in 12 games. Keep this up and we can do it.

Greek Bloke blasts West Ham into quarter-finals

West Ham 2 Brentford 2 (FA Cup, aet, West Ham win 5-3 on pens)

It's down to the diehards for this cup tie. With Matt and Lisa in Amsterdam wondering if this could be anywhere, Liverpool or Rome and Michael also AWOL, it's just Nigel and myself, plus Big Sam, who has travelled up by coach from Cardiff and his mate Jake the vlogger.

Both teams play strong sides, though for WHU Hermansen, Todibo and Diouf are out of the squad, while Summerville and AWB start on the bench. Pablo returns and does a decent job linking up play although he's not a natural goalscorer.

Early on Brentford's Henderson fires a good chance over and then Areola has to make a fine save to deny Kayode. But it's the Irons who take the lead after 19 minutes. Fernandes whips in a cross after a corner is cleared. Soucek does really well to get between two defenders and head a fridge, leaving Bowen to fire home from close range.

Things are a little worrying at the back though as Scarles can't contain the impressive Ouattara. It's from Ouattara's cross that Collins heads towards goal and the ball nicks off Thiago to beat Areola, who should have done better. A VAR appeal for handball is cleared.

It's an entertaining game between similar sides and without the tension of league points at stake. The crowd of 48,000 fans is again noisy as we get behind the side, unlike the fans of certain north London neighbours. 

Kante is having an energetic game in midfield. Traore has already had one good run before shooting wide. The muscular winger is then brought down in the box by Kayode. After a long wait for Godot the VAR sign eventually goes up and after review the ref suggests Jarrod Bowen strokes home a penalty. 

West Ham survive a VAR check on Scarles' challenge in the box and Ollie also heads off the line. At the other end Soucek again heads a fridge and Kelleher does really well to save from the diving Czech.

So it's 2-1 at the break. Scarles is replaced by the more tenacious Ezra Mayers and Adama Traore leaves to man the doors at a West End nightclub, being replaced by Jimmy Summerville. West Ham have chances. Summerville has a shot deflected over after a mazy dribble and Bowen shoots into Kelleher from out wide. Magassa replaces Kante but has a bit of a 'mare, prompting Matt in Amsterdam to turn the air claret and blue. Brentford bring on 1960s folk singer Donovan and hurl endless long throws into the box.

The equaliser comes when Ouattara gets in a cross and Summerville nudges Kayode in the back. Thiago duly scores the penalty. "Just when I was starting to think of the next round," muses Nigel. Lewis-Potter's cross whizzes across the box late on as it ends 2-2 and we need to regroup. 

Big Sam watches the latter proceedings in just his Prague WHU shirt, prompting thoughts he might have Geordie blood, while Nigel makes a bold decision in extra-time, eating his lucky banana. Strangely Jake's vlog misses this crucial intervention. 

Extra time goes very quickly. Callum Wilson forces a great save with his first touch. Donovan fires over for the Bus Stop From Hounslow and Taty has an effort deflected over. Summerville is limping after a heavy clash which is worrying.

WE'VE GOT DINOS MAVROPANOS!

At the very end Disasi thunders a shot just over. He seems to be enjoying playing for the Irons and has transformed our season. It's also good to see him celebrate a tackle that prevents a late Bees goal.

So it's penalties. Bowen and Taty score with ease, while Brentford's Ouattara takes just about the worst Panenka ever, chipping the ball into Areola's hands like a dad playing with his toddler in the park. Wilson and Soucek also score with high and powerful pens as it's 4-3. So who will take the final penalty to win it?

"It's the Greek Bloke!" hollers Big Sam. We know that Dinos will never let us down. The Greek Bloke shows character to take the responsibility and blasts the ball into the top-right hand corner to spark a team mobbing and Bubbles on the tannoy. So it's Leeds in the next round and we're one game from a Wembley semi-final. 

Sam leaves to catch the 11.30pm coach back to Cardiff, arriving home 24 hours after leaving before starting work four hours later. Luxury. There's dancing in the streets of Amsterdam. Nigel and myself have a swift pint at Fabwick in Hackney Wick, which is furnished like a bohemian front room, reflecting that although we don't really need a cup run while fighting for survival winning has to be good for morale. We're two games from the final and this team is starting to show real spirit. Irons!

PLAYER RATINGS: Areola 6; Walker-Peters 6 (Wan-Bissaka 6); Disasi 7, Mavropanos 8, Scarles 5 (Mayers 6); Soucek 8, Fernandes 7 (Wilson 6), Kante 7 (Magassa 4); Bowen 8, Pablo 6 (Castellanos 6), Traore 7 (Summerville 7).

Summerville strikes to boost hopes of great escape

Fulham 0 West Ham 1

Pre-match it's to the River Cafe opposite Putney Bridge tube for eggs, chips and beans. It's a politer version of the Best Cafe only they get the orders right. Then it's on to the Temperance to meet Nigel, Tom and Dan, who have blagged some seats from a Fulham-supporting bank executive. They're drinking beer rather than white wine, which gets odd looks in Fulham. Nigel's rather excited because the Temperance is where his wife CQ's parents first met. We then walk by the Thames, which is almost as good as the River Lea, past Bishop's Palace to the lights of Craven Cottage. 

I'm joined in the Putney End, next to the West Ham fans, by Matt and Lisa, arriving after eating cake at the Marie Antionette exhibition at the V&A and wondering if WHU can escape the chop. We also find Big Joe among the home fans, fresh from a walloping at Anfield where he was searched for red cards and anti-board material. Well, he does have form for taking a copy of Granta to Sunderland.

It's a relief that Harry Wilson is out for the home side, while Callum Wilson plays alongside Taty for WHU and Todibo comes in for Mavropanos. It's a good start from the Hammers as Castellanos tests Leno in the first minute. A West Ham corner sees a VAR check against Iwobi for handball. We're only a few rows from the front and get to really feel the speed of the game. Meanwhile the West Ham fans amuse themselves with some not-very-printable songs.

Just before the break the already booked Fernandes is adjudged to have fouled King just outside the box. The crowd demand a second yellow even though Fernandes seemed to get some of the ball. Luckily the free kick goes straight into the wall. Hermansen then has to make a fine stop with his foot to deny King.

The Hammers start the second half with real intent on the break. Tomas Soucek gets in a header from a corner which Leno tips on to the top of the bar. Then Bowen turns to get a low shot away which the keeper tips round the post. 

It looks to be going very wrong as referee Matthew Donohoe awards a penalty to Fulham when Taty tangles with Cairney. But VAR intervenes and correctly rules that Cairney's foot has kicked Castellanos. Next Summerville sends in an inviting cross that Wilson and Soucek somehow fail to get on the end of. Magassa then comes on for Callum Wilson.

The breakthrough comes on 65 minutes and owes everything to Bowen's hard work. He chases a long ball, Leno comes out to play the ball to Bassey only Bowen nips in to pass to Summerville, who swerves past his man and calmly bends his finish round the last defender to spark mayhem in the away section.

"Oh Jimmy Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Summerville!" chant the Irons fans, which must be a bit confusing to a young Dutch bloke not familiar with 1980s icons or the oeuvre of Bronski Beat and the Communards.

WE'RE COMIMG FOR YOU!

Time goes very slowly for the rest of the match. A couple of brave 15-year-olds in front of us beckon the West Ham fans to come and have a go if they think they're hard enough. Fulham make lots of subs as they pressure West Ham's box. Disasi and Todibo are both really solid at the back and the collective desire to get a result looks much better.

In the 87th minute Castagne's low drive looks destined for the back of the net until Mads Hermansen makes a match-winning save. The ref finds ten minutes of added-time and we all fear the inevitable late equaliser. There's a late scare as Hermansen drops a cross but for once we hold out for a massive three points. 

"Tottenham Hotspur we're coming for you!" chants the delirious away end as the players come over to celebrate.Team spirit looks good judging by the players' body language as Jimmy finishes his interview and punches the air. We head to the Crabtree pub accompanied by the Ludo Miklosko song. Some of the Fulham fans are so upset that that they are a bit sharp with their butlers and chauffeurs.

For 14 minutes we've been out of the bottom three until Forest equalised at Man City. But we're now level on points with Forest, three behind Leeds and one point behind crisis club Spurs. 

At the Crabtree there's a cameo from DC before we drink Hepcat and Peroni and ponder the league table. Matt is so excited he orders a ten-year-old Jura whisky in honour of George Orwell as the Fulham fans drink red rather than white wine. Then it's down Fulham Palace Road to Hammersmith after a successful mission in west London. This victory gives us real hope of survival. Irons!

PLAYER RATINGS: Hermansen 8; Wan-Bissaka 7, Disasi 8, Todibo 8 (Mavropanos n/a) Diouf 7; Bowen 7, Soucek 7, Fernandes 7 (Kante n/a),  Summerville 9; Wilson 5 (Magassa 6), Castellanos 7 (Traore n/a).

Debt in the afternoon

So West Ham have announced a loss of £104.2 million for the past financial year. The club is paying the price for the money splurged on unsuccessful signings like Fullkrug, Guilherme and Kilman, plus paying for the sackings of Julen Lopetegui and Graham Potter and recruitment gurus Tim Steidten and Kyle Macaulay. Turnover is down by £42.1 million with no European football or cup runs and a poor league finish. 

It's all a long way from a world class team in a world class stadium, with letting David Moyes go seem even more of an unforced error. Another big worry is that the club took out a £124m five-year loan from Rights and Media Finding Limited, which is costing a lot in interest. It would be interesting to hear Karren Brady explaining these results to Lord Sugar in the boardroom.

We're also threatened with a fire sale. The accounts state that players will have to be sold in the summer and even more go if we get relegated: "In the event the severe but plausible scenario occurs, the Group is also forecasting a liquidity shortfall in summer 2026 to a greater severity. Accordingly, more significant mitigating actions would be required such as further player disposals to generate transfer fee income and wage savings, or additional funding from the shareholders, or a combination thereof."

To be positive there are some players West Ham can sell. Niclas Fullkrug, Edson Alvarez, James Ward-Prowse and the out of favour Max Kilman would all get some money in, albeit much less than we paid for them, perhaps £30million for the lot. The sale of Paqueta might have helped a little. That would leave a lot of money still required from the board though, and it doesn't seem like David Sullivan will put anything more in and nor will Daniel Kretinsky, who owns 27 per cent of the club. The alternative to the owners injecting cash is selling off Bowen, Summerville, Fernandes, Wan-Bissaka and co.

Meanwhile there are rumours Karren Brady is set to leave. The club desperately needs new and ambitious owners who can refinance the club and buy the stadium in order to reconfigure it. It's hard to disagree with George Simms who writes in the Observer: "You have to question what David Sullivan gets out of maintaining control of West Ham: loathed by fans and unwilling to change. This is now a solely selfish pursuit, damaging to a beloved club to soothe his ego. If Brady does leave, he will be the sole face of a failing institution, knowing deep down he has failed it."

The quality of Mersey is not restrained

Liverpool 5 West Ham 2

The day gets off to a bad start with the news that West Have announced a £104m loss for the last financial year and will have to sell players in the summer. Then WHU have to play at a ground where we have only won once since 1963.

Not conceding after five minutes would be a good start. But from a Liverpool corner West Ham win two headers only for Gravenberch to find Etikike with a clever pass. Castellanos has got upfield too quickly and the Liverpool striker fires through the legs of the Greek Bloke to beat Hermansen at his near post. 

West Ham respond by winning a corner and from the resulting melee the Greek Bloke fires over when well-placed in front of goal. It's two for the home side when a corner is headed in by Van Dijk who has out-muscled Magassa. Aaron Wan-Bissaka has moved away from his post, when had he stayed he could have cleared.

The Irons have a good spell after that as Liverpool look vulnerable to quick breaks. Bowen is taken by surprise when Alisson plays the ball straight to him and can only scuff it back at the keeper. Another pass straight to Bowen results in Jimmy Summerville having an effort superbly blocked by Konate. Bowen and Soucek then almost produce a copy of Tom's goal against Man United, with Soucek's flick being parried at close-range by Alisson.

But against the run of play Liverpool score a third. The Greek Bloke makes a good block to concede a corner. Again it's headed clear but Ekitike plays it first time to Mac Allister who hits it on the volley to score with a great finish. The ball takes a nick off AWB's head to beat Hermansen. We'd take a draw at this point.

The second half starts with renewed hope as Soucek sweeps home a fine low cross from Diouf. Gakpo misses a good chance and a long-range drive from Fernandes extends Alisson. But the Reds score a fourth as Wan-Bisakka allows Gakpo to turn inside. The striker shoots through AWB's legs, with the ball taking yet another deflection.

HAMMERS KOP IT

Summerville still threatens and forces a really good save from Alisson. From the resulting Bowen corner Castellanos arrives at the back post to head home from a difficult angle. Liverpool look a bit worried as Jimmy Summerville twists inside two defenders only to fire over when he might have scored.

It's game over when Frimpong crosses and the ball takes another unlucky deflection off Disasi for an own goal. Liverpool almost make it six as sub Nyoni fires over.

It's been a strange game as West Ham have played well going forwards and had slightly more possession than Liverpool. The Irons have scored twice at Anfield and created seven other decent chances. We've been unlucky with three deflected goals, but you won't win many games conceding five. Bad habits have re-emerged, with an early goal conceded and three let in from corners.

But at least the most difficult fixture of the run-in is out of the way. Fulham are not as good as Liverpool. If Nuno can restore some solidity to the back four and we get a bit more luck with deflections then we can still get something at Craven Cottage on Wednesday.