Mark Noble on the dog and bone

"ULLO!" Just had a call from Mark Noble. Not quite sure about Nobes' telephone sales manner. Think of the "Ullo!" that kicks off Ian Hunter's Once Bitten Twice Shy. At first I thought it might be Doug or Dinsdale Piranha enquiring about repayment of that payday loan. But no, it's a recorded message from Nobes telling me that the London Stadium now has an increased capacity and that half-season tickets are available. Just hope he's getting paid the living wage for his new role in telesales.