Wednesday, November 4

Let's go effng dental

West Ham's footballers may have dodgy teeth. The WHU players were among eight clubs surveyed by the British Journal of Sports Medicine. As today's Guardian reports (complete with a picture of four West Ham players with sugar cube heads) the results of the survey showed that the footballers had on average more cavities, erosion and fillings than the rest of the population. It's not clear why, though theories include footballers having lots of sugar-high sports drinks and the fact some might come from developing nations were dental care is poor. Or maybe they're just a bit rubbish at going to the dentist. Soon we may have a literally toothless attack. All this is a good excuse to try to get together a West Ham Dental XI (shame we never signed Andre Wisdom). Though so far I've only been able to come up with Paul Brush, Scott Minto, Jaws Parris and Paul Rinse.

5 comments:

ninjamonkey1975 said...

How about flossing Raducioiu.

ninjamonkey1975 said...

And Filling Parks

Pete May said...

Nice work Ninja! Presumably both awarded dental caps...

ninjamonkey1975 said...

Or even joint chairman David Gold tooth.

Pete May said...

Of course!