Oh Teddy Teddy Teddy… went to West Ham and he coached us all!

So West Ham's new attacking coach is Teddy Sheringham. As a player for WHU he was a great signing by Alan Pardew and even at approaching 40 he still played with real intelligence. He's played for some top managers like Ferguson, Clough and Redknapp too, so let's hope he can impart some insights to Carroll, Zarate, Cole and even Modibo Maiga. Expect a large consignment of barn doors, bovine posteriors and banjos to arrive at Chadwell Heath any day now…