No one likes them, but please go to the game

Just had an email from West Ham inviting me to bring a guest to sample the "brilliant atmosphere" against Millwall. Now I've been to many Millwall games, but I wouldn't actually describe the atmosphere as brilliant. Not unless your idea of relaxation is a holiday in Somalia, Syria or Libya during the civil war. Hope it all goes off peacefully, but it's not exactly a pleasant day out, as we saw in that infamous League Cup tie.