Da doo Rondon, da doo Rondon?

The latest rumour is that West Ham are trying to hijack West Brom's striker Salomon Rondon after his successful loan spell at Newcastle last season, where he scored 11 goals. At 29 he's a little old, but is a powerful player who can certainly do a job in the Premier League. He looked very handy in a defensive Newcastle side so would surely benefit from the chances made by Anderson and Lanzini. He'd also be worth signing simply for the chants value. The fans must be able to come up with something from the old 1963 Crystals hit Da Doo Ron Ron.