Are West Ham really safe?

It's going to be strange to have nothing much to worry about for the final two games. The ingrained pessimism of being a West Ham fan means I'm still thinking of things that can go wrong. Perhaps one of our players will turn out to be owned by a third party? Perhaps Manny Omoyinmi and not Patrice Evra came on as a late sub against Leicester. The FA might deduct 38 points for the pitch invasions against Burnley. Neil Warnock might sue us for something or other. It might be proved that it was West Ham behind the nerve agent attack in Salisbury. But that way madness lies. For the moment it seems we're really safe.