Valencia joins the Green Street Elite

Enner Valencia has told the Daily Mirror that he learned about West Ham from watching dvds of films like Green Street. "I knew about West Ham mainly from watching films and I knew the supporters were very passionate, I don't remember all the films, but I remember Green Street," said our Equadorian striker. So don't be surprised if Valencia starts hanging out with hooligan Hobbits, adopting a terrible cockney accent, going down the boozer with Bovver and taking trips over to Millwall to sort out Tommy Hatcher. And when he scores his first goal in front of the Bobby Moore Stand he may well go looking for Elijah Wood in the crowd. Stand your ground, Enner!