It’s another unusual kick-off time at a
Roger Daltrey-like 5.15, so the pre-match routine for my daughters involves a trip to the
Who Shop (where the man gives us a lengthy run-down on the varying prices of
Lego Doctor Who figures), then the Newham Bookshop and finally Ken’s Café for a
pre-match toasted cheese sandwich.
Nigel’s with CQ, who is dispensing liquorice
torpedoes, while Matt is in his lucky CCCP top and Fraser’s carrying his
festive cigars. It’s a strong United side with Van Persie, Giggs and Valencia
in reserve on the bench, while Big Sam rests Reid Jarvis and Noble, starts
Diarra and is forced to play young Danny Potts at left back with O’Brien and
McCartney injured. Joe Cole receives a massive cheer from the home fans and
still looks like a Dickensian urchin, even if his hair is a little thinner
these days.
It’s all United passing early on with
Welbeck looking sharp. After a Hernandez break down the right, he crosses for
the unmarked Cleverley to shoot home first time on 23 minutes.
West Ham come back into it though, with Diarra having a header cleared from under the bar, Carlton Cole even showing a turn of speed to Vidic and Demel prominent on the right. After 27 minutes,
Vaz Te passes inside to Joe Cole, who jinks in a lovely cross the find the head
of Ginger Collins. Lord Voldemort sends a
glancing header into the corner and runs for the camera.
“You’re not singing anymore!” chants the
Bobby Moore Stand.
We enjoy more of CQ’s lucky liquorice
torpedoes at half time as Nigel reveals that Danny Welbeck’s dad used to be in
the bomb disposal regiment. “He’d say stand welbeck…” A career in stand-up
beckons.
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN JOEY COLE!
West Ham give it a good go in the second
half, and young Pottsy isn’t scared to get forward. Nolan wins a corner with a
clever flick off a defender and from the resulting passage of play we score a
second on 59 minutes. Cole chips in another finely-flighted cross and Collins
scores another great header. It looks like Joe will give us the final ball we’ve
been lacking around the box.
“That was the same goal as before…” say my puzzled
daughters. “We’re quite happy to score the same goal again and again…” I
suggest.
“Your support is effing shit!” suggest the
Bobby Moore Stand.
Rather aptly, as Michael the Whovian is
away seeing Bobby Davro in pantomime, Vidic has again failed to heed cries of
‘He’s behind you!”
Joe Cole gets a bloody nose but plays on in a new numberless shirt. If he's booked he'll presumably say his name's Julian Dicks. Jarvis replaces Vaz Te, who has shot wildly most of the afternoon, and Cole goes off to a standing ovation being replaced by Nobes.
Crucially, we fail to score a third just before the end when Carlton Cole prods just wide after Matt Taylor sets him up. There’s even a chant of “Que sera sera…” Ominously United have sent on Valencia, Giggs and Van Persie (no relation to Matt Van Percy). Giggs heads a good chance over as the board goes up for four minutes of Ferguson time.
Crucially, we fail to score a third just before the end when Carlton Cole prods just wide after Matt Taylor sets him up. There’s even a chant of “Que sera sera…” Ominously United have sent on Valencia, Giggs and Van Persie (no relation to Matt Van Percy). Giggs heads a good chance over as the board goes up for four minutes of Ferguson time.
GIGGS WILL TEAR US APART AGAIN
Ryan Giggs plays a great long ball over our
defence, Van Persie gets behind Tomkins, brilliantly controls it with his left foot
and slots past Jussi with his right.
Bugger. It feels like a defeat, but there’s
a lot of positives such as the performance of young Dan Potts in the biggest
game of his life and the fact Diarra has come through a game. And we get to wave
at Adrian Chiles in his TV box over the Bobby Moore Stand.
A text arrives from my Manc-supporting mate
Nick: “Just when you were poised to send that text — what a goal!”
Now all we have to do is get Paolo Di Canio
on loan for the replay at Old Trafford…
4 comments:
At the end of the game I got to thinking about when Michael Vaughan was captaining the England cricket team against Australia in the Ashes. During one test early on, we were in a commanding position - then the Aussies forced an unlikely draw.
The Aus fans went wild with celebration, as did their team. (They had been the dominant force for so long, and it seemed this wouldn't be changing.)
Vaughan brought England into a huddle and told them to look at the Aussie team and fans cheering and congratulating each other...
Then he said:
"Look at them... celebrating a draw."
It was a turning point - it said a lot about how far the England team had come. They went on to win the Ashes handsomely.
As the Man Utd team and their fans congratulated each other and cheered wildly the other night - I think it may have said a lot about how far West Ham have come in the last year.
We are not the push overs of old. We have grown up a lot since Avram left.
Van Persie's goal was excellent- but....
"Look at them... celebrating a draw..."
Very good point, Anonymous. It's a sign of progress... and if the Michael Vaughan analogy is correct then we'll go on to win the FA Cup!
I think the joke is more along the lines of....Danny Welbeck's dad Stan used to be in the bomb disposal unit...
I imagine that is how Bobby Davro would tell it, anyway....
Good point, the subtleties of Nigel's humour were lost on me!
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