Tottenham Hotspur: It's happened again!

Tottenham 1 West Ham 2 (two)

It's another nervous afternoon listening to El Sackico on Radio 5. Nuno plays two up top in an attacking line-up and Paqueta is still absent with a back problem and a does of transferitis. 

Tel volleys over for Spurs early on but West Ham start to create chances on the break. A cross from Wan-Bissaka is headed back by Jimmy Summerville to Castellanos, who is unlucky with a volley just over the bar.

Astonishingly West Ham take the lead after 15 minutes. Bowen is clattered by Davies but the ref waves play on and a nice move sees Castellanos, Pablo, and Fernandes feed Summerville on the edge of the box. He cuts inside a couple of defenders and sees his shot deflect past Vicario off a Spurs leg. The winger runs to celebrate with Nuno. That's two in two for Jimmy and he's starting to look confident again. If you don't shoot you don't score.

Areola has to spread himself to make a fine double save from Odobert and Tel but West Ham don't sit back. Bowen breaks and instead of shooting passes to Pablo who miscontrols the ball. The Greek Bloke flicks on a corner and Tarty heads over the bar when he should score.

West Ham are everything they were not at Wolves. Todibo is fast at the back, we're competing for tackles and Summerville is doing a great job bringing the side forward at speed. From a free kick Soucek heads across the box to the Greek Bloke whose goalbound header is clawed away by Vicario.

It's the hope I can't take is my thought at half-time as Spurs are booed off. Romero makes a great tackle to deny Summerville and after that Spurs improve. Areola has to tip over from sub Bissouma. Porro swings over a very inviting cross and Romero gets ahead of AWB to power home a header. As ever WHU can't keep a lead.

This is surely where West Ham crumble at the end. There's a ridiculous VAR scare as the ball brushes Scarles' fingertips, but it is sensibly overruled. On 89 minutes Areola has to make a smart save to turn away a drive from Simons.

IT ALL GOES SPURSY

Nuno brings on Callum Wilson after 91 minutes. AWB crosses and with his first touch Callum fires in a shot that is blocked for a corner in the 93rd minute. It's a congested six-yard area as Soucek and the Greek Bloke cause a bit of chaos, Vicario tries and fails to hail a taxi and Wilson pokes over the line from close range. The West Ham end goes barmy and not even VAR can deny us. Blimey. We're winning away. And we surely need to keep Wilson as he's a natural goal-poacher, it would be folly to let him go to a relegation rival.

Both sets of fans join in a chorus of, "You're getting sacked in the morning!" as Thomas Frank looks stunned. Dr Tottenham has done it again. On WhatsApp Matt and Lisa are claiming the victory as a reward for their honesty returning an expensive iPhone to its owner after finding it near Highgate Wood.

We're still in deep trouble but this is West Ham's first win in 11 league matches and gives us some hope. Encouragingly this smelt like team spirit. Irons!