Claret and blue rinse

Beat Coronavirus with the Hammers. Never mind singing Happy Birthday or God Save the Queen while you wash your hands, as Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg recommend. My pal Alison suggests that singing the chorus of I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles is just as good and will ensure that you wash your hands for the required 20 seconds. All quite apt, since West Ham fans first started singing Bubbles because a reserve team player looked like the boy in the poster for Pear's Soap.