"Adrian! Adrian! Adrian!"

Thanks to John Silk, currently teaching in Seville, for this snippet: "A friend of mine saw an older guy at his local gym in Seville wearing a West Ham jacket. This provoked plenty of curiosity from my perplexed friend so he asked: 'What on earth are you doing wearing that jacket?' To which the older man responded: 'My son gave it to me. He plays in goal for West Ham.' " It's also Adrian's 28th birthday today, so many happy returns Mr Adrian San Miguel del Castillo.