David Sullivan has predicted there will be "civil unrest" in East London if Spurs win the bid for the Olympic stadium.
Quite right too. I predict a major insurrection with mass burnings of Chas and Dave records and every portion of lasagne in Stratford being chucked into the River Lea.
And how would Harry live with himself, becoming a cuckoo in our East London nest?
Still, it's quite possible EU human rights legislation might save us; we are, after all, an indigenous species being forced out of our homeland by an evil corporation. A Greenpeace flotilla on the Lea is a distinct possibility — and if it comes to direct action we could always chain Jonathan Spector and Julien Faubert to the stadium roof in protest.
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