Jedward the second

Thanks to Dadly Don for pointing out that in Behrami and Kovac we now have Jedward in midfield, perhaps accounting for our recent improved form and X Factor at Upton Park.

Jedward's barnets carry on a fine Hammers tradition of iffy coiffeur — remember Julian Dicks' Forrest Gump look, Frank McAvenie's Jason Donovan mullet, Trevor Morley's Hawaii 5-0 'tache, Gary Strodder's Guantanamo Bay Guard crop and David James' Simba from The Lion King-style braids?

Nurse, the screens.