Tuesday, February 23

Jedward the second

Thanks to Dadly Don for pointing out that in Behrami and Kovac we now have Jedward in midfield, perhaps accounting for our recent improved form and X Factor at Upton Park.

Jedward's barnets carry on a fine Hammers tradition of iffy coiffeur — remember Julian Dicks' Forrest Gump look, Frank McAvenie's Jason Donovan mullet, Trevor Morley's Hawaii 5-0 'tache, Gary Strodder's Guantanamo Bay Guard crop and David James' Simba from The Lion King-style braids?

Nurse, the screens.

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