Lost

So Mr Gudmundsson only owes £301 million and is suffering an existential crisis.

"The situation is very bad," he told Icelandic newspaper Morgunbladid."I have everything on the line - personal liability extends to all of my assets. "I'm left with the question, what is my position? I must admit that I'm a little lost." ("Isn't that Luis?" suggests Matt.)

Could this be the chairman who announced in the Wigan programme in August 2008 that "West Ham is all about progress through stability"?

Perhaps we should have a whip-round for him in Ken's Cafe and buy the onld boy a bacon sandwich... and maybe the Central can offer him a gratis bed for the night in one of its en-suite partially-built hotel rooms...