Any old Irons?

"Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson has moved a step closer to selling West Ham after receiving several provisional offers. The owner has signed non-disclosure agreements with 'five to 10 parties'." BBC Sport

Those five mystery investors in full:

Mr F W Woolworth (everything must go)

Mr B Madoff (favours pyramid formation)

Mr M Goldberg (Palace of Varieties)

Mr M Leeson (would restore Hammers' Barings)

Mr P Ince (P45 consortium)