Ugly football

Very grateful to finally have them in my hand, but why is there an ugly bloke on the play-off final tickets? Not sure if this is meant to be a typical Championship supporter but it's not exactly great PR from the Football League. This man is probably a very nice bloke but is also bald, fat and goofy whereas everyone who sits in the East Stand looks uncannily like Matt Damon and in the case of our WAGS, Scarlett Johansson.

Meanwhile Jack Collison has been declared fit - though presumably still has a sore shoulder - and we're amazingly at full-strength. We're trying to decide where to meet and Nigel's mate has just suggested by the Bobby Moore statue at 1pm, to which he replied "at Wembley or Upton Park?" After all, many a fan has to follow their normal "lucky" ritual and we're still considering a cup final breakfast at Nigel's gaff in Kew Gardens, as that worked for the Preston final.