There's a great new Spitting Image sketch where Greta Thunberg misses a climate change conference to go to West Ham with a male friend. The Irons lose 2-1, despite Greta's advice that, "the goalie should kick the ball to the other end and then Declan Rice bonks it in with his head, that is the right plan." Rather like my pal Matt, she bemoans that the referee has stolen her childhood and the manager has lied to us with his promise of a top ten finish. Encouragingly Greta, who recognises a looming catastrophe when she sees one, then decides to save West Ham, where as we all know there has been a lot of heating arising from unwise emissions.
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