Saturday, April 25
David Cameron: Are you Part-time Percy in disguise?
David Cameron has just confused his claret and blue sides, claiming that he supports West Ham and not Aston Villa at a campaign event. He now blames it on Natalie Bennett-style "brain fade" and says that of course he supports Aston Villa. Obviously it's very easy for a chap to confuse West Hampstead and Aston Villains or whatever their names are… especially as George says they don't even play with a proper-shaped oval ball.