We're so fit it's unbelievable

Two amazing things have happened. First we've managed to dispatch 80k-a-week Kieron Dyer to Ipswich on a month's loan.

And secondly the Guardian's Saturday team sheets list West Ham as having no injuries. None, bugger all, not a sausage. Even Collison is fit. So expect at least three hamstring pulls in the warm-up tomorrow…