Up against the Moyesiah, what could possibly go right? In the Billy Bonds Stand we find Matt and Lisa, mysteriously not wearing colours, Nigel with his lucky Stranglers bag, ace of bass CQ, Michael the Whovian not missing Karren Brady, Big Sam busy compiling survival spreadsheets, and our new mate, the bloke who looks like Mark Kermode.
The first half is cagey. Summerville gets chopped a lot and Garner and O'Brien are booked. Disasi does some solid defending. Soucek has a header well over and Barry has a shot saved by Mads. Late on Bowen fizzes a cross across the box but Pablo, lacking that striking instinct, hasn't gambled and got on the end of it.
We really have to go for it in the second half with Spurs and Wolves drawing. Jimmy Summerville gets in a dangerous cross and Taty has a penalty appeal turned down after Pickford makes contact and our man goes down as if hit by the Grealish sniper.
The breakthrough comes on 51 minutes when Bowen curls in a corner. Pablo does well to block Pickford as Tomas Soucek gets between two defenders to head home and wheel away doing his windmill celebration. A trademark Moyes goal.
But Everton are a good side with a fine away record. Moyes brings on Tyrique George and Tim Iroegbunam, both of whom make a difference. West Ham are pressed back. Soucek and Disasi have to make a last-ditch double clearance from in front of the line after Iroegbunam's cross. You have to admire the way Disasi celebrates clearances. The crowd try to roar the Irons home.
NO DOUBTING TOMAS
A cross from George is met by Barry but Super Tomas Soucek somehow manages to head it up and onto the bar. Next there's a big appeal for a penalty after Fernandes grapples with Barry and his hand touches the ball. He might not have been able to see the ball but he still seems to flick it and we're lucky not to be punished. Mateus needs to be more careful around his own box.
Potts replaces Taty. Mystic Matt asks, "When was the last time Wilson ever did anything for us?" as Callum comes on for Taty after 81 minutes. It seems like we've held on for a gritty one-nil win until the 88th minute. Mystic Morris predicts Everton will score 20 seconds before they do. The Greek Bloke gets his head on to yet another cross, but it falls to Tarkowski who heads back into the path of Dewsbury-Hall who scores with an emphatic half-volley. Bugger. Spurs are now winning so we'll be back in the bottom three.
But there are eight minutes of added time and the crowd stays with the Irons. With 92 minutes gone Bowen tries another cross. It's headed clear but Walker-Peters and Potts do well to recycle the ball to Diouf on the left. His fine cross is headed back across goal by Jarrod Bowen and there is Callum Wilson to keep calm and hit his shot into the ground and past the despairing Pickford. Oh yes! The crowd erupts in a mass of limbs as Wilson salutes the faithful. We've not since scenes like this since we won the Betway Cup.
We hold on for the remaining seven minutes as Hermansen catches the last cross to huge cheers. WHU remain two points clear of Spurs! And we've only aged about ten years in the process.
In the Eagle we retire to the hanging gardens of Chobham Road. We discuss the surprising news that Chelsea's Cucurella has a barber, who seems to have neglected to ever cut his hair. Nigel reminisces about meeting his heavy metal mate Ian Gillan and there's a competition to name the five league clubs that start and end with the same letter. There's Aston Villa and Charlton Athletic plus three others for those who can be bothered. Michael prepares to take a pew and see the Choirboys, hoping West Ham will now be singing from the same hymn sheet.
This feels like a very big three points. We've got to hope Spurs implode at Villa and we get something at Brentford. Forest are still just about catchable. Whatever happens Nuno has effected quote a turnaround since the Forest defeat. It's in our hands now. Irons!
PLAYER RATINGS: Hermansen 6; Walker-Peters 7, Disasi 8, Mavropanos 7, Diouf 7; Soucek 9, Fernandes 7; Bowen 8 (Todibo n/a), Castellanos 6 (Potts 6), Pablo 5 (Wilson 8), Summerville 7.
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