Thursday, April 18

Magic carpet?

Spurs must be worried — we've finally got our carpet. John Lewis clearly took their time delivering, or perhaps it was a cheaper purchase by Mr Sullivan from Romford Market. Never can a claret carpet have taken so long to be seen by so many. 

Clearly the London Stadium is not going to be like Spurs' new stadium because WHU haven't spent a billion quid. But will the claret carpet help? Slaven Bilic always maintained it would help psychologically as there wouldn't be acres of green beyond the pitch. And it does mean we can now go to games in slippers. A bit more claret certainly can't do any harm although with all that shagpile around I do fear that Jack Wilshere might succumb to a new injury — carpet burns.

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