Saturday, June 6

Irons miss out on Emery's hammer

Sevilla boss Unai Emery (no relation to Dick) is the latest gaffer to turn down the Hammers according to the Guardian, having committed himself to Sevilla until 2017. Seems like we've been in for Benitez, Moyes, Ancelotti and Klopp so far and it's all starting to seem worryingly like the summer of 2001 when we ended up with Glenn Roeder as the last man standing. Though better news is that Sepp Blatter is now available…
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous6 June 2015 at 17:34

    The accounts would look good

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  2. Anonymous6 June 2015 at 17:48

    I reckon it will be Ancelloti. We'll give him time to get his back operated on at the Roding BUPA Hospital, then a luxurious recuperation period while young Jack Sullivan runs the team based on feeding data into FM15. If the worst happens and Carlo never makes it back, we can claim the first ever injury list to cripple a team's season including the manager.

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  3. Pete May7 June 2015 at 11:49

    Ancelotti scenario sounds frighteningly plausible!

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