Hair today gone tomorrow: West Ham's dodgy Barnets

Is Ricardo Vaz Te's mohican the dodgiest Barnet ever seen at West Ham? It's all a bit Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver gone wrong. A half-time discussion evoked all of David James' hairstyles (anyone remember his Simba the Lion King?), Javier Margas' claret and blue rinse, Adam Nowland's mohican, Bishop's mullet, Morley's mullet and 'tache, Julian Dicks' Forrest Gump cut and Billy Jennings' blow-dry. Any other candidates, anyone?